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Perl Paraphernalia Mark Jason Dominus Happy 13 th Birthday Perl! -- Please Boycott Amazon More Information -- Perl Paraphernalia de Mark-Jason Dominus. Esta página no es apta para "todo público"; se han visto adultos romper en llanto luego de leer durante cinco minutos . Aquí encuentran lo que ocurre cuando un experto en lenguajes de programación y semántica denotacional entra en contacto con el^H^Hun lenguaje más^H^H^Htan poderoso. -- Caracas.pm mailing list -- Writing non-free software is not an ethically legitimate activity, so if people who do this run into trouble, that's good! All businesses based on non-free software ought to fail, and the sooner the better. -- Richard Stallman -- What is wrong is that we have invented the technology to eliminate scarcity, but we are deliberately throwing it away to benefit those who profit from scarcity. -- John Gilmore -- The reason Perl is used mostly for small programs is that the immune system kicks in if you overdose on it and although Perl looks like bat barf, most people will just stop coding before they actually Herl. -- Erik Naggum -- <s7ank> i want to be one of those guys that types "s/j&jd//.^$ueu*///djsls/sm." and it's a perl script that turns dog crap into gold. <sommerfeld> perl: what you get when you take a couple features from every known language and toss them in a blender. <sommerfeld> with 20g of crack and a dab of lsd <perry> sommerfeld: the LSD is purely for flavor. -- Perl was created to solve those problems that were caused by real and artificial stupidity -- file formats created by morons, log files that were almost completely useless, idiotic incompatibilities between programs, etc... --Erik Naggum -- Using perl is something like picking at a scab - you know it's bad for you and it's going to hurt, but you just can't stop. --Shamim Mohamed -- Didn't your code work? You must have made a mistake when you pasted it. --Mark Hazen -- I don't know what your original problem is, but I suggest to use a hash. --Rafael Garcia-Suarez -- It's not that perl programmers are idiots, it's that the language rewards idiotic behavior in a way that no other language or tool has ever done. --Erik Naggum -- ...though it is possible in principle to extend Perl, it is rarely done in practice. --- Scriptics Corporation Official Web Site http://www.scriptics.com/scripting/perl.html -- -- ``I don't know whether to be pleased or appalled.'' --- Chip Salzenberg ``This is Perl. The two are not mutually exclusive.'' --- Larry Wall -- [Perl is] deliberately a highly evolved language, and as with other products of evolution, students puzzle over Perl's earlobes, appendixes, wisdom teeth, and so on. --- Cameron Laird and Kathryn Soraiz -- "Why is Perl so much worse than Python?" That's easy. Perl is worse than Python because people wanted it worse. --- Larry Wall -- Last Change: 11 July 2003 History of changes to my pages , including this one. Legend Added in the last four weeks. Updated in the last four weeks. Don't hold your breath. -- Higher-Order Perl Complete List of Perl Paraphernalia Why I am boycotting Amazon -- $581.96 so far. List of upcoming public appearances Search Perl Paraphernalia Classes and Talks : General Information Mark Dominus at TPC 6 -- What talks should I give at YAPC? Mark Dominus at YAPC::NA -- Open-enrollment public Perl training classes in Philadelphia -- Lightning Talks / Communications éclair Paid Classes Advanced Topics in Perl CGI Programming with Perl Hands-On Introduction to Perl "How do I delete a line from a file?" Intermediate Topics in Perl Making Programs Faster Object-Oriented Programming In Perl Perl Program Repair Shop and Red Flags Perl Regular Expression Mastery Programing with Iterators and Generators Stolen Secrets of the Wizards of the Ivory Tower Tricks of the Wizards Web Application Security Free Talks Conference Presentation Judo "Design Patterns" Aren't Dirty Secrets of the Perl Regex Engine File Locking Tricks and Traps Hook::LexWrap The Identity Function Internals of Familiar Unix Commands Internals of the ext2 Filesystem Perl Contains the Lambda Calculus The Perl Hardware Store The Perl Hardware Store (DC.pm Version) The Perl Hardware Store (NYLUG Version) Quantitative Analysis of Memoization Return To The Perl Hardware Store Rx , the Perl Regular Expression Debugger Strong Typing and Perl System Programming in Perl Tie::File Using tie to Escape Feature Creep This is the program that I used to make the slides. Perl Code Line of the Day (Last update 1 July 1999) -- Mailing Lists Perl Quiz of the Week Perl Journal Articles Bricolage Infinite Lists B-Trees How Regexes Work Ray Tracing Data Compression Memoization Just the FAQs Understand References Today Suffering from Buffering? Coping with Scoping Precedence Problems Reviews Perl Resource Kit for Unix (O'Reilly and Associates) Perl 5 for Dummies (IDG Books) Object Oriented Perl (Manning Publications) Miscellaneous Seven useful uses of local Other Published Articles: qrpff Explained ( Wired June 2001) IEEE Software What's That Mean? (PerlMonth #1 - May 1999) My Life With Spam Linux Planet Web Site Articles from www.perl.com A Short Guide to DBI (October 1999) Sins of Perl Revisited (November 1999) My Life With Spam II (February 2000) My Life With Spam III (March 2000) POD is Not Literate Programming (March 2000) Program Repair Shop and Red Flags I (May 2000) Perl Meets COBOL (May 2000) Program Repair Shop and Red Flags II (June 2000) Reports From YAPC 19100 (July 2000, with ten others) Report on the Perl 6 Announcement (July 2000) Guide to the Perl 6 Mailing Lists (September 2000) Critique of the Perl 6 RFC Process (October 2000) Program Repair Shop and Red Flags III (November 2000) Red Flags Return: Reader Responses (November 2000) Why I Hate Advocacy (December 2000) Perl Program Repair Shop and Red Flags at the Open Source Conferences (May 2001) Why Not Translate Perl to C? (June 2001) Usenet Articles Why Questions go Unanswered What is `Scalar Context'? Why it's stupid to `use a variable as a variable name' Part 1 2 3 Joining two tied hash classes into one. Perl Modules Tie::File Text::Template Memoize Interpolation Stat::lsMode Devel::Trace Algorithm::Diff (and diff.pl ) Locked Tie::HashHistory Apache::AddrMunge The Very Very Short Tutorial about Modules Async ArrayHashMonster FakeHash and FakeHash::DrawHash Rx : A Regex Debugger for Perl EZDBI is a quick and simple interface to SQL databases Perl Programs units Adventure Obfuscated Perl Contest Entry Perl Stupidity Identity is incredibly funny. You must look at this module. Addition is possibly the stupidest Perl program ever written. Roman is a new contender for stupidest Perl module ever written. allsubs is a stupid module that might actually be useful. localtime() returns the wrong month. And it has a Y2K bug. And it gets leap day wrong .-- April Fools' Day (Explanations and analysis to follow eventually.) Thursday, April 1, 1999 Infrequently Asked Questions About Perl April Fool Patch 1999 Perl is a superset of the -calculus or How to write a 163-line program to compute 1+1 . Why it is easier to program in Perl than in other languages Saturday, April 1, 2000 Through some grievous and inexplicable oversight, no port of Perl to the TRS-80 Model I microcomputer yet exists. Until that happens, you can simulate the TRS-80 environment with this new module . Sunday, April 1, 2001 This new built-in time function fills a much-needed gap Monday, April 1, 2002 Perl's time and calendar functions always need improvement. This is an obvious and useful extension of the localtime function When Hashes Go Wrong Perl Oddity: A program that writes parser programs in Perl Read a description of the 1967 edition of Perl! Perl regex matching is NP-complete. A Perl program that prints its own source code Perl Paraphernalia links Minutes from the next-to-last meeting of the Perl Institute (2 December 1997) Minutes f...